Mom, why am I sitting in this odd looking chair???
Mom, is feeding time...like B O T T L E time. What is that in front of me, mom? I'm confused!
Mom, that was really weird! Please don't do that again. I don't like the texture of whatever that is!
Mom, please hold my hand, I need emotional support for whatever you are trying to insert in my mouth.
Mom, I really, really, really want B O T T LE time right now. pretty please. look at my eyes and give me what I'm used to. please.